Minor Revisions: Big news, episode links, and a giveaway so awesome it will make your head explode

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First, a few administrative notes:

–> The final episode of Minor Revisions airs this Thursday (Feb. 7) at 9 PM ET / 8 PM CT. For those of you who missed it, Episode 2 will air an hour earlier, at 8 PM ET. You can watch it all live right here on the NET website.

–> I’ll be live-tweeting it with the #MinorRevisions hashtag.

–> You can watch Episode 1 on YouTube here.

–> You can watch Episode 2 on Youtube here.

Now, the important stuff:

Soooooo, I have not seen this episode, but I know what’s in it. And I am mildly nervous about it. (If by “mildly” you mean “EXTREMELY”.) Here’s the backstory:

The timing just happened to work out that I had some serious book drama coming down the pike, which was going to come to a head exactly around the time the film crew was scheduled to be here.

After almost five years of toil, I felt like I was done with this book. Done. I had rewritten it three times, revised the last draft countless more times. I went through the grueling process of getting hard feedback from my agent, Ted. Then I got more feedback from Joe, whose idea of sugar-coating constructive criticism is to say that while that one chapter was indeed the most boring thing he’d ever read, there may be more boring writing that exists in the history of the written word that he has not yet encountered. Then, after all that, per Ted’s advice, I had five people who don’t know me well read it and give me feedback, so that I could “see” it from an outsider’s perspective. It was indeed an illuminating exercise, and it’s only left me with mild Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. All of that feedback led to weeks and weeks of more grueling revisions.

All of this toil was to meet one goal: To get this book to a level of quality equivalent of the big secular memoirs. That doesn’t necessarily mean that I would publish with a secular publisher or expect it to sell like a mainstream memoir, but the level of quality had to be there. That’s the only kind of book Ted represents. He does not typically handle religious books (in fact, I’m not sure if he ever has), and so I was held to the same standard as the writers he represents who are trying to break in to the extremely competitive general audience market.

In early September, after all the soul-crushing will-to-live-obliterating helpful rounds of feedback, the final draft was finished. And I intended for this one to be final. It’s not just that I was tired of working on it, but I really thought that this one was there. All the previous rounds of edits had been helpful, but now I was certain that I had reached the point of diminishing returns: I had done everything I could do to make this story shine, I had maxed out my skills as a writer, and any further edits would not add value.

I sent the manuscript to Ted, and told him that this was it for me. This was my final offer. If he still did not think it was there, then he certainly did not have to represent it, but I could not do another round of revisions.

We scheduled a phone meeting for three weeks later, when the film crews would be here. What was at stake was not just whether I’d still have a literary agent, but whether the book had reached that level of quality that we’d been trying to get to for years. Had we managed to take a book that started out okay, and make it great?

On the last day of the shoot, at the end of the afternoon, after a grueling 17 hours of filming the day before, he gave me his answer. And, to my profound embarrassment, I started crying. I mean, really lost it. (And if anyone suspects that I forced the tears to make the show more interesting, just watch it. I assure you that no self-respecting woman would intentionally break down into blubbering ogre-sobs like that with a camera pointed at her face.)

So. Like I said. I’m nervous about this episode.

But my nervousness is somewhat counterbalanced by the awesomeness of this:

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(If you don’t get it, see the scene starting at 2 min. 30 sec. in this episode.)

I am going to give away one of these mugs to a randomly-selected person who tweets with the #MinorRevisions hashtag while the show airs!

I know. You’re so excited that you’re starting to hyperventilate. So you might want to take a moment to collect yourself before I tell you: This mug contains original artwork by the artist Joe Fulwiler. He mainly works in Excel, so this is an exciting opportunity to own one of his pieces that was created in PowerPoint.

Because I care about you, I will not withhold from you the correspondence he had with Brandon Vogt after we sent him one of these mugs. Brandon is a man who appreciates artistic genius when he sees it:

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FROM: Brandon Vogt
TO: Joe Fulwiler

Joe,

If you’re willing to drop the whole law gig, the Powerpoint art market is wayyyyy more promising. Honestly, how many others do you know in the field? Plus the talent is clearly there. Your pony mug screams “Van Goh.” And its elegant medieval seriph left me saying, “Thomas Aquinas, who?”

So when “Fulwiler Mugs & More” goes live, rest assured: I’ll be ordering the first case.

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FROM: Joe Fulwiler
TO: Brandon Vogt

You are not the first to approach me in this manner. However, my art is too pure. I can not sell out. So, I will have to while away the rest of my life in the coal mines of the law, knowing all along that the world will never know my PowerPoint genius. It is painful, but such is art.

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FROM: Brandon Vogt
TO: Joe Fulwiler

Sigh. The world is not worthy of such purity, untarnished by the allure of Powerpoint fame. You could have cemented your name among the greats: Van Goh with his brush, Michelangelo with his chisel, Shakespeare with his pen, and Fulwiler with his soul-stirring clipart. Yet you’ve forsaken all riches and fame for the sake of the craft.

Dragons aren’t the only things which Fulwiler love has fell.

Vain artistry has died this day, too.

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So there you have it: drama, embarrassment, and a giveaway of a limited edition piece of art by a true artist. I’ll see you Thursday!

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23 Responses to “Minor Revisions: Big news, episode links, and a giveaway so awesome it will make your head explode”
  1. Kara says:

    Can’t wait!!

    Hilarious.

  2. LuAnne says:

    Too funny…

    …and I can’t wait to see the final.
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  3. Smoochagator says:

    Soooooo… Is the mug available to purchase on cafepress or somewhere else, for those of us not so blessed by the Twitter/PowerPoint fates as to receive the giveaway mug????

    I can’t wait to see episode three with all the blubbering! I am hoping it was good blubbering :-)
    Smoochagator recently posted..No one tells you about the maddening and mundane aspects of grief.

  4. Rosie says:

    It’s so frustrating when the legal profession steals yet another true artist from the world. But I can understand that your husband’s art is for God and God alone (and also the yet-to-be-named twitter winner).
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  5. Scott Alt says:

    I was in graduate school for six years; I’ve read all the boring stuff that could possibly be written. It’s impossible to produce any more.
    Scott Alt recently posted..RHOLOGY STRAINS AT A GNAT

  6. Rock it, Fulwilers!!

  7. Thanks so much for the links to the first two episodes. I just watched both (and skipped my latest DVR Downton Abbey episode, haha) and loved them. Catholic reality beats British aristocracy any day. :) Looking forward to episode 3!

  8. Fran says:

    I just to got to watch episode #2. . .so very good. As expected. Two things:
    1) “atheism has no lexicon for suffering”–nailed it.
    2) your makeup in the shots with the big red circle behind you (at the apartment buidling?) was really nice.

    Can’t wait for episode #3. Still praying for you.
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  9. Mamabearjd says:

    Well it isn’t a tshirt (which was, ahem, my idea), but I still really want one!

  10. Abigail Benjamin says:

    Congrats on getting the big rewrite done!!!! I remember when that book was just a gleam in your mental eye. Hurrah! A big high five and lots of prayers!

  11. You love being a writer. You DO love it. You LOOOOOOVE it….
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  12. Lenetta says:

    I wanted to say how awesome it is that these are on YouTube! There is no way I can watch when it airs and I’ve enjoyed both episodes tremendously. I rarely watch stuff like this, either, thanks to lousy Internet. This is totally worth it though!

  13. I will totes be there!
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  14. …it will be fun to watch the episode- and we’re glad you are feeling better- take it easy …well…as much as you can with ALL THOSE KIDS ;)
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  15. Jamie says:

    This is a little silly, but I love the lipstick color you are wearing in your show. What is it? (The one that is not glossy). (BTW- I love the show too, not just the lipstick. :))

  16. Joy says:

    Your husband sounds like mine when it comes to “honesty is the best policy.” :-). But he is often right and good at what he does because he knows what the problems are and how to fix them. Sounds like Joe did a good job with that, too. And, I would have been ogre-sobbing too, I’m sure. :-)
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  17. Smoochagator says:

    EEEEK! That was awesome. I cannot WAIT to read this book. God bless you, Jen. And BTW, if that’s how you blubber, you’re doing it wrong. Your face barely flushed. I would describe that as a dainty lady cry – Downton Abbey suitable, even ;-)
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  18. Rosemary A. says:

    Just finished watching Episode 3. Your friend’s (Noe) testimony was powerful, and no matter what you think about crying after the phone call, it was totally understandable. I cried, too!

    I pray that you are recovering your strength, and that you will soon feel better than you have in a long time.

    Looking forward to reading your book!
    Rosemary

  19. Jane Hartman says:

    I think your little dark haired daughter who actually said ” I defeated the Dragon with all my love” should be given some credit. Of course, Dad’s art work is splendid, too.

  20. Donna says:

    When will Episode 3 be on YouTube? I can’t wait!